you should know..

i don't speak for the first hour i'm awake.

[i've just left an incredibly witty and stimulating dream, give me a minute]

i play with my hair until i fall asleep.

[which will soon be replaced by your hair]

i like to read in patches of sunlight on the floor.

[plz to not step on me]

i don't eat meat on tuesdays.

[it makes up for the rest of the week when I'm a carnivore]

my vision is terrible.

[but i still managed to find you]

my maths skills are even worse.

[that's why i have you]

i dance while i cook.

[it's in my blood]

i feel my most beautiful in jeans.

[you'll just have to accept that]

i always sleep on the left side of the bed.

[but i'll settle for your chest]

i burn opium incense on fridays.

[because drugs are for thugs & kate moss]

i stare at myself on any available reflective surfaces.

[hoping one of them might show what you see in me]

i don't wear yellow.

[no can haz banana fantasy]

i dislike hospitals and healthcare professionals.

[they work for vampires and not teh sexy kind]

i talk to my reflection.

[she knows me really well]

i write on my body.

[because yours is so far away]

i love you.

[and i don't know how to stop]